Memorable Moments of 2011 ?
2011 - Memorable moments? I will think about that. Perhaps the word moment is a clue to why it is not worth thinking about. Is a moment worth anything in the culture of our times? Yes, personal moments are always memorable. But are public moments truly memorable? Yep and Nope might help me. I will "yep" and "nope" the entire list and see what I have as a total
(From the NY Times)
It was, as always, a year of memorable moments — some awe-inspiring, some laughable, some just head-shaking. (Charlie Sheen? Winning? Really?) Here are some of the most compelling topics of conversation of 2011.
1. The G.O.P. debates. The best reality TV show not on Bravo.
NOPE
2. The best moment of the debates: “Oops.”
NOPE
3. The second-best moment of the debates: Ron Paul’s errant eyebrow.
NOPE
4. Regis Philbin calls it quits after 28 years.
NOPE
5. Kim Kardashian calls it quits after 72 days.
NOPE
6. Adele.
NOPE
7. Kate Middleton’s wedding dress (by Sarah Burton): Grace Kelly reborn.
NOPE
8. Princess Beatrice’s fascinator (by Philip Treacy). Laugh if you will, but it raised $131,000 for charity.
NOPE
9. Pippa Middleton’s derrière (by nature). The backside that launched a thousand paparazzi shots.
NOPE
10. The D.S.K. whiplash. He’s guilty! No, he’s innocent! Hey, maybe he’s guilty after all.
NOPE
11. The Alexander McQueen show at the Met. A tortured British designer proves almost as popular as King Tut.
NOPE
12. Steve Jobs. Fittingly, many people learned the news of his death on their iPhones.
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13. Occupy Wall Street. Brought the phrase “the other 99 percent” to a zillion T-shirts and bestowed unexpected, late-in-life fame to a former Ed Koch aide, John Zuccotti.
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14. Chaz Bono on “Dancing With the Stars”: a transgender star is born.
NOPE
15. Ellen Barkin on Twitter. Never has unbridled profanity been so entertaining.
NOPE
16. Sept. 28 and the most thrilling three hours in baseball history. Final scores: Philadelphia 3, Atlanta 2; Baltimore 4, Boston 3; Tampa Bay 8, New York Yankees 7.
NOPE
17. “9-9-9.”
NOPE
18. “Homeland.” Angela Chase grows up into a pill-popping, bipolar, line-crossing C.I.A. operative. The most compelling character on television in 2011.
NOPE
19. You’re never too young to be a cougar. Selena Gomez (19) snares Justin Bieber (17).
NOPE
20. Splits: Arnold and Maria, Ashton and Demi, Scarlett and Ryan, Candace Bushnell and Charles Askegard.
NOPE
21. Funny women: Tina Fey, Mindy Kaling, Chelsea Handler, “Bridesmaids,” the showstopping moment at the Emmys when all the nominees for best actress in a comedy series came up onstage together.
NOPE
22. Serena Williams has another meltdown at the United States Open.
NOPE
23. Al Sharpton gets a TV show on MSNBC. We’re waiting to see if Tawana Brawley will ever be one of his guests.
NOPE
24. Keith Olbermann leaves MSNBC to go to Current TV, is never heard from again.
NOPE
25. Zooey Deschanel: adorable or irritating? Discuss.
NOPE
26. The Uniqlo phenomenon. Its ads were inescapable (especially for anyone who rode the subway).
NOPE
27. Anderson Cooper’s disappointing talk show. Sigh. He should have waited for Regis to retire.
NOPE
28. A hearty farewell to bin Laden, Qadaffi and Kim Jong-il.
YEP
29. Anthony Weiner resigns after reports surface that he has tweeted pictures of his naked torso to young women across the country. Insert joke here.
NOPE
30. Same-sex marriage comes to New York State.
NOPE
31. Cathie Black’s short, shockingly inept stint as New York schools chancellor.
NOPE
32. O.K., she was a terrible chancellor, but no one deserved that unpitying photo of her that New York magazine ran on its cover.
NOPE
33. Nascar fans boo Michelle Obama and Jill Biden when they show up at a race — to promote a charity.
NOPE
34. Here, there and everywhere. The ubiquitous Nicki Minaj.
NOPE
35. The Murdoch phone-hacking scandal. Has there ever been a better example of schadenfreude?
NOPE
36. Mia Farrow’s and Woody Allen’s son, Ronan (né Satchel) is named a Rhodes scholar.
NOPE
37. The Netflix debacle.
NOPE
38. Waiting for “Downton Abbey” to return.
NOPE
39. The end of Elaine’s.
NOPE
40. In August, Mayor Bloomberg announces a deputy mayor has resigned to pursue “private-sector opportunities in infrastructure finance.” Left out of the announcement: The official had been arrested days earlier after allegations of a domestic dispute with his wife.
NOPE
41. Brian Williams: the next Walter Cronkite or the next Johnny Carson?
NOPE
42. Blake Lively and Leo DiCaprio
NOPE
43. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds.
NOPE
44. Ryan Gosling’s abs.
NOPE
45. The heat wave in July. The hurricane in August. The blizzard in October. Mother Nature must be awfully angry about something.
NOPE
46. The terrifying Tiger Mother.
NOPE
47. Elizabeth Taylor goes out with a bang. The auction of her jewelry, gowns and other belongings at Christie’s raises $156 million, much of which will go to her AIDS foundation.
NOPE
48. The maddeningly catchy (or maybe just maddening) “Moves Like Jagger.”
NOPE
49. Getting lost at “Sleep No More.”
NOPE
50. Getting a lap dance from Hugh Jackman.
NOPE
51. Planking.
NOPE
52. “Twilight.” Isn’t it over yet?
NOPE
53. The body count at “Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark.”
NOPE
54. The guessing game at Dior.
NOPE
55. Andy Rooney signs off for the last time
NOPE
56. Lady Gaga, yes. Jo Calderone, no.
NOPE
57. Michael Fassbender. And not just because of the frontal nudity in “Shame.”
NOPE
58. Meryl Streep. And not just because she nails the accent (again) in “The Iron Lady.”
NOPE
59. R.I.P., R.E.M.
NOPE
60. The two Emmas (Stone and Watson) rocked the red carpet in 2011.
NOPE
61. “The Book of Mormon.” Never has blasphemy been so hilarious.
NOPE
62. Oprah takes a year — and three finale shows — to say goodbye.
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63. The 10th anniversary of 9/11.
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64. Gospel brunch at Marcus Samuelsson’s Red Rooster Harlem.
NOPE
65. “I simply do not know where the money is.”
NOPE
66. The seatmates from hell. Gérard Depardieu is escorted off an Air France flight after he urinates in the middle of the cabin. Alec Baldwin gets into a fight with flight attendants over his refusal to stop playing “Words With Friends” on his iPhone.
NOPE
67. The scandal at Penn State: What did JoePa know, and when did he know it?
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68. Mothers of reinvention: Tina Brown and Arianna Huffington.
NOPE
69. The end of “don’t ask, don’t tell.”
NOPE
70. The nearly two-day waits to buy a new iPad 2. (One woman spends 41 hours in line at the Apple store on Fifth Avenue, then sells her spot for $900.)
NOPE
71. Tebow Time.
NOPE
72. Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied.
NOPE
73. A fond farewell to Erica Kane and the rest of Pine Valley.
NOPE
74. The now officially annoying James Franco.
NOPE
75. The revival of Larry Kramer’s 1985 play, “The Normal Heart.” An eloquent reminder that Silence = Death.
NOPE
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